Sunday, April 10, 2011

Bandra Bandar

They say you don’t realize the value of something till that thing is taken away from you. You realize what a big of a deal it is only when you look at it as an audience. I couldn’t agree more.

Born and brought up here, as a school-going girl, Bandra was the perimeters of my movement. Having then lived here for fifteen years of my life, I was unaware of the hype that surrounded the 'Queen of the Suburbs', something I only recently learnt it was called. Only when I spent a year away from it did I realize what everyone had been fussing about. Now, two years after my ‘Back to Bandra’ movement, I wonder why I was chosen to live where I live, over the million others who would like to take up my home, if put for sale, only too willingly.

Eighteen and jobless (when I say ‘jobless’, I mean ‘activity-less’), I am a most boring Bandraite. I come to know of any event happening at Bandra-Kurla Complex only when I see flashy lights put up on the big grounds from my window. A few years ago I came to know THE Raj Kumar Hirani had moved in my society only when I saw Boman Irani drive in (my claim to fame being we shared a house-help with the Hiranis)! So I’m not the stereotypical ‘Sandra from Bandra’ one would expect a girl living here all her life to be.

Now let’s talk about all that hides behind the glitterati, or ‘Behind the Veneer’, as I say. Let’s talk about the thermocol-eating beggar-child on Carter Road or the English-speaking, burkha-clad other one in its by-lanes. Let’s talk about the sprawling slums behind the Sea Link and let’s talk about the illegitimately built buildings housing Government officials.

Bandra is far from the Utopia it is thought to be. And as a citizen of this suburb (as opposed to an audience to it), these are the things I know form the under-layer that is conveniently hidden and neglected. One can say they understand the true essence of this suburb only when Shah Rukh Khan’s ‘Mannat’ on one side of Bandstand and the vulnerable huts of fishermen and beggars on its other side attract their attention equally.

Something needs to be done to bridge this gap. Then again, one might say someone who has the potential to make this happen must be found. But you really need just one person to start a revolution (a moment to salute Anna Hazare for his recent victory). It could be the vexed wife of a celebrity living here whose house-helps didn’t come to work one day because their houses got burnt down by local goons as a political conspiracy or it could simply be someone who is ‘eighteen and jobless’!

I hope to witness a time when the picture one sees when they hold a magnifying glass towards Bandra is as beautiful as the one they would have seen had they held a rose-tinted glass towards it. ‘Bandar’, the word of which ‘Bandra’ is an adaptation, may mean ‘port’ in Persian. But we all know what it means in Hindi. And till the day comes when we accept what an epitome of paradox this suburb is and work towards diminishing these differences, that is exactly what we all are, Bandraite or not. We are fooling ourselves. We are Bandars.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Mr. Foreigner

Lonely corridor, interrupted sunlight,
Lonely girl, something troubling me inside.
I looked up and saw a stranger's face,
Mr. Foreigner smiling as though a best friend.

My heart did a round-off back hand spring,
My lips turned upwards into a smile.
Unfamiliar yet familiar he felt when he said 'Hey',
Mr. Foreigner didn't realize he just made my day.

Living in an age of calculated actions,
Pros and cons prevent acting on impulses.
Not saying 'hi' suddenly being in fashion,
Mr. Foreigner lifted a troubled girl's spirits.

I don't know who and from where he was,
As easily he disappeared as he had come.
In a five second long rendez-vous,
Mr. Foreigner I almost fell for you.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Thank you, Vyomster

There were no sparks that flew
When we first met.
The opposites attracting thing
Hadn't happened yet.

But there was this one time at CO's
November 14, 2004.

To the boys she was the local Megan Fox
Weird girl, she loved that stupid Miffy box.
Thank you for sharing your tiffin with me.
5-foot-8 and hair poker straight
Pooj, just be your whimsical self, she said.
Thank you for always playing pillar to me.

Throw up, whoever thought of
Cooking Pasta in Maggi?
Where's the camera? Laugh and point
At the boy in the red kurti.

Quite a dork she is really
Studying like nobody's business.
One of the few people who know
What to do when I'm in a mess.

Got a best friend all thanks to Chesbo,
November 14, 2004.

To the boys she is the local Megan Fox
To my Jen Aniston she is Couteney Cox.
Thank you for sharing your secrets with me.
5-foot-8 and hair poker straight
Pooj, just be your whimsical self, she said.
Thank you for always playing pillar to me.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Just Yet

I stepped out of the church,
There you were dressed in blue.
Hadn't seen you in a while,
Forgot I'd decided to be mean to you.

Quite a paradox it was really,
Seeing Jesus and Satan in the same frame.
Never having learned to be nasty like you,
I smiled real wide when you called out my name.

Your hair and soul the same old mess,
You're one person I keep trying to forget.
Had hoped I would be famous before we met next,
It's sad I'm not the CEO of Coca Cola just yet.

My naughtiness having always been malice-free,
I never got why you played China to my Tibet.
Wished the news channels helped you keep tabs on me,
But they don't call me the next Barkha Dutt just yet.

Your core competencies and claws drawn out,
When I said 'Arts' you smiled like you just won a bet.
While I'm having a déjà vu, you enjoy your moment,
For you see, I've not won an Oscar just yet.

Our thirty years age difference meaning nothing to you,
On giving me and my girls hell you were set.
The next time we meet you're going to know what I've been up to,
Guess what? Angelina Jolie hasn't adopted me just yet.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Dadarchya Baika

I sat in the window seat in a Borivali-bound fast train leaving from Churchgate station. I was returning home without attending any lectures in college. There had been a problem in the trains due to which I reached forty-five minutes late for college and thus missed my only lecture for the day. Sitting in the train back home now, I put on my headphones and shut my eyes.

About three minutes or a song later, the girl sitting opposite me got up and an old lady took her place. The old lady wore a crumpled purple sari and minimal jewelery. Sitting down, she took her ragged cloth bag on her lap and looked out of the window. Reclining, I shut my eyes, only to open them again when the train stopped at Dadar and all the women already in the compartment mouthed with disdain- "Hmph. Dadarchya baika". The true Drama Queens of the Western Railways, these women, I've concluded, yell and push and shove just for the sake of it. The train always stops for enough time for all of them to get in. But I believe they derive some kind of sadistic pleasure by unnecessarily elbowing each other. It is almost as if they'll be fined if atleast one of them doesn't make a scene each day.

When I opened my eyes to have a look, I noticed that all the women sitting around me were staring at the old lady in the purple sari. Looking ahead, I saw she was crying hysterically. No one seemed to know what to do. I pulled my earphones out of my ears and sat up a little. Staring at the lady, I remembered what my grandmother, our local Mother Teresa, always says, "Whether a person is in physical pain or emotional pain, the one thing that always helps to comfort them is water". Instantly, I drew a bottle of water out of my bag and placed it in the lady's hand. She gave me a rueful yet thankful look and with great speed gulped down two-thirds of the water in the bottle. I was glad that helped her cool down a little.

It was soon time for me to get off the train. I stood up, patting the lady's hand as she handed me back my bottle. Pushing my way through the women who were standing, I wondered if the old lady would be fine for the remainder of her journey or if anyone would even notice, leave alone sympathize with and help her should if she break down again. Suddenly, two ladies who had gotten in at Dadar station, started throwing the worst of Marathi slurs at each other. These swear words, I must add, were more funny than they were insulting and everybody in the compartment was now staring at the protagonists of the pandemonium, some suppressing their laughter and some laughing out loud, unabashedly. No one seemed to know what had happened that made these two start yelling so. I was too staring at them, very amused. Just then, the two turned to look at me, before looking at the old lady in the window. She was smiling now. Stunned as I was, I quickly looked back at the two ladies. They flashed genuine, heartfelt smiles at me. I could swear one of them even winked at me! Another lady who was selling oranges and who had gotten in at Dadar, passed one orange from her basket to the old lady who was no more crying. I was assured now. I got off at Bandra, bemused and laughing, two words in my head- "Dadarchya baika"!

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Backup Plan

I sat on the school steps,
Lonely in lunch break.
Last day of tenth grade,
And boy was I scared!

You came and stood in front of me,
Bent down, hands on your knees.
Tucking my hair behind my ear,
You painted quite a picture.

It’s ok for you to freak out today.
It’s ok if you don’t have the future planned yet.
We’ll get through this just fine,
If I be your backup plan and you be mine.

At eighteen, you fail your driving test,
Don’t worry I’ll drive you around baby.
At twenty, your boyfriend throws tantrums,
I’ll go over and make sure he is sorry.
I’ll lend you money if you’re broke and
At thirty, for you I’ll go down on one knee.

I didn’t know what to say,
Suddenly felt so safe.
Didn’t realize I was crying,
Till I saw tears in your eyes.

We sat in silence for a while,
Sunlight finding its way to us.
Your words only yet sinking in,
I turn to you, oh so convinced..

It’s ok for me to freak out today.
It’s ok if I don’t have the future planned yet.
We’ll get through this just fine,
If I be your backup plan and you be mine.

At eighteen, I fail my driving test,
Won’t worry you’ll drive me around baby.
At twenty, my boyfriend throws tantrums,
You’ll go over and make sure he is sorry.
You’ll lend me money if I’m broke and
At thirty, for me you’ll go down on one knee.